Move over, my fair ladies

Poor cai peng meat

Mel: “Eh careful.”
Me: “Oh no so poor thing!!!”
Mel: “I think it’s a piece of cai peng meat.”
Me: “OH. I thought it was a snail!”
Mel: “HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh no so poor thing this piece of cai peng meat awww!”

IRRITATING PERSON.